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"Jake, I've got some tables that you need to build on monday. So just make those tables on monday, ok?"

"Ok, I'll do those tables. I won't need any more instruction than that."

"Good, because it'll take me just as long to tell you as it would for you to figure it out yourself."

"I thought you were going to say that so I started working on the tables a month ago. They're already done and saved on the H-drive."

"Ok, so you can look for them on Monday."

Children of Men II: Children of Mitch Begins Production

Work on the unofficial sequel to the box-office smash "Children of Men" has begun in Somerville Massachusetts.

Mitch Cote-Crosskill, the screenwriter for the new film, stated "the title of the last film was somewhat misleading. I wanted to answer the question that it hinted at but never really explored."

Mitch said that he was inspired to write the script after a long drunken weekend spent with John McNulty took an unexpected turn.

"The movie isn't a period piece like the last film, it takes place here and now as John and I deal with the consequences of our actions," Mitch stated somberly.